Iran Claims the United States is Run by Nazi Space Aliens

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(Jerusalem Post) WASHINGTON –  Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran’s semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials “incontrovertible proof” to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be “accurate.”

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the “Tall White” government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

Whether the remarkable report will shift momentum in the debate over Snowden— patriot, or traitor?— remains to be seen.

Source: Jerusalem Post

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  1. According to Captain Kirk of Star Trek fame, perhaps those Nazi Aliens found no intelligent life on this planet and asked Scotty to “Beam them Up” because it was not worth their time. Now with the Nazis gone, the Rothschild Zionist Banksters found the planet easy pickings, took over and started conducting cattle-prod experiments on all us Cattle (Aka Goyim). LOL , All pun intended.

  2. i’m an iranian, i’m very well familar with this FARS NEWS AGENCY, they work with zionazi in a very subtle way, they have always wanted to discredit and manipulate the truth behind things. by the way this news never published in persian language , and the english version apparently been erased…

    • Thank you, Milad. I looked for it yesterday on the English version of the website and couldn’t find it. I wondered if it had been published in Persian. It’s interesting that they deleted the original article. I appreciate you leaving this comment.

  3. This type of story, if it’s real, is an obvious psyop intended to make certain segments of the population look like absolute lunatics. The great sleeping masses will read this stuff and think “Oh yeah, this is what ALL those paranoid truthers believe. See??? They are CRAZY!!!” It’s much easier to stay in the comfort zone of denial when there are stories like this floating around to make the ignorant feel smug. Of course, those of us who have done our homework know that there really are strong ET and Nazi elements within the US power structure, so in effect this story is a case of the establishment telling the truth about themselves as a means of making those who KNOW the truth look like nutjobs. Because the truth SOUNDS crazy. What a world we live in, eh?

    • Well put. If people would take the time to read the Alien Agenda and Secret Space War series by Preston James of Veterans Today they would see that there is some basis in reality here. I was quite shocked when I came across this one and my initial reaction was, hmmm… sounds a little nuts when you say it out loud! Try telling people that corporate whores sold us out to space lizards – it doesn’t go over so well. I would actually not be surprised if Iran did indeed come out and say this, and then the Jerusalem Post spinning the story to make it seem crazy. I sent this to Veterans Today yesterday. Hopefully they’ll comment on it in an upcoming article of their own and be able to offer more insight.

  4. the unholy four (Bush Sr., Henry Kissinger, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney). The unholy four are actually Draconians who took human incarnations 26,000 years ago and are the four most visible Draco/human hybrids.